"

"Look at this guy praying for a bountiful harvest! If you hold off on this one, you could create artificial (organic?) inflation. Supply and demand. A small famine threat never hurt anyone, right? Denied!" I tap a finger on the surface of the portal to condemn the poor farmer’s crop. Suddenly, the field catches on fire where I touched the screen. "AUGH-…"

"That’s alright. Wrong button." One pats my back to console. "Worse things have happened. The crusades started as an accident, and ended up a running gag."

"The eleventh is my turn!"

"Haha, you’re on!" They highfive.

"Wait- can’t you put it out?!" I spaz, as the only one watching the fire spread on the man’s field.

"We can. Next!"

"
tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

"

Fuuuuckkk!”

There goes my nose. Possibly a few teeth. Why the nose? Why? I’m going to have to give Joan Rivers’ summoned plastic surgeon after this to get my face resculpted to how it (almost) was before. And that guy isn’t known for being cheap.

"
- Demetri
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muirinn:

Stephen Webster’s Seven Deadly Sins collection. This is so amazing. The above ring is Wrath.
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jazykuun:

muirinn:

Stephen Webster’s Seven Deadly Sins collection. This is so amazing. The above ring is Wrath.

Envy:

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Gluttony:

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Greed:

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Lust:

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Pride:

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Good god, these are beautifully crafted and made!

The details are just… <33

"

What.” I could vomit just thinking about their half-brained theory. I’m not sure if I’m getting this right. Did they plan to feed restore little undead fetuses in their stomachs? By…feeding the child to every once-pregnant mother? Or perhaps the best question would be: who would voluntarily put that in their mouth?

Aw, who am I kidding. We’re French, hon hon.

"
- Demetri

anthonyshadows:

gay8:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

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Cool ghoul has a chill day.

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Cool ghoul has a chill day.

"I was captured by several grown men, and tossed onto a spit. Despite contrary belief, they did not need Jesus."
- Demetri