tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
"Just like I promised, we’re at the center of the labyrinth. This is gonna be my ticket out of here. I even scribed my own message on the stone wall, ‘Deme 2013.’ I’m not creative when starved for three days while negotiating with a bloodthirsty, yet hopeful minotaur to not to nibble on my non-vital parts. Shoot me."
"I swat away Demetri’s hand and try to channel you’re a huge inverted asshole from the lines on my forehead. It doesn’t work. He keeps talking."
everyone’s a critic