When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
Look at this guy praying for a bountiful harvest! If you hold off on this one, you could create artificial (organic?) inflation. Supply and demand. A small famine threat never hurt anyone, right? Denied!” I tap a finger on the surface of the portal to condemn the poor farmer’s crop. Suddenly, the field catches on fire where I touched the screen. “AUGH-…”
"That’s alright. Wrong button." One pats my back to console. "Worse things have happened. The crusades started as an accident, and ended up a running gag."
"The eleventh is my turn!"
"Haha, you’re on!" They highfive.
"Wait- can’t you put it out?!" I spaz, as the only one watching the fire spread.
"We can. Next!"